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How to make sure you will not get any help on IRC

Some guy came to #postgresql today. Described his problem, got additional question, and then … well .. I wouldn't believe if it didn't happen to me.

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Posted on 2010-08-05|Tags funny, help, irc, postgresql|17 Comments on How to make sure you will not get any help on IRC

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